Field Agent Dossier · BCR-2026-0EB32A
Bureau Leadership
ID #0EB3
Field Agent
Eden
Enlisted29 January 2026Admin
Intelligence Summary
Exhibit AReviews Filed
21
Field reports submitted
Biscuits Consumed
87
Sacrificed in the line of duty
Average CRUMB Given
6.52
Typical assessment rating
Biscuits Discovered
26
New subjects logged to the archive
Honours
Reviews Filed
Inspector
15+ reviews filed
Biscuits Consumed
The Snacker
50+ biscuits consumed
Intel Contributions
The Whisperer
1+ comments filed
Discovery
Trailblazer
15+ new biscuits added
Personal Leaderboard
Showing 21 of 21 biscuits
| Rank | Biscuit | Reviews | Eaten | CRUMB | Dunkability | Tastiness | Moreishness | Naughtiness | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox’s Crunch CreamsCream-filled | 1 | 7 | 8.65 | 10.0 | 10.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 |
| #2 | Fox's TripleCream-filled | 1 | 8 | 8.40 | 10.0 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 |
| #3 | Biscoff Creams (Lotus)Cream-filled | 1 | 10 | 8.10 | 10.0 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #4 | Blissfuls (McVitie's)Luxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 8 | 8.05 | 6.0 | 10.0 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 4.0 |
| #5 | Fox’s ClassicLuxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 2 | 7.95 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 |
| #6 | Jam Creams (Tower Gate / Lidl)Cream-filled | 1 | 8 | 7.55 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 |
| #7 | Milk chocolate butter biscuits (Belmont / Aldi)Chocolate covered | 1 | 3 | 7.40 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 |
| #8 | Rocky (fox’s)Chocolate covered | 1 | 3 | 7.40 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #9 | Maryland choc and hazelnut cookiesCookie | 1 | 5 | 7.30 | 9.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 |
| #10 | Dark chocolate gingers (Lidl)Chocolate covered | 1 | 4 | 7.25 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 5.0 |
| #11 | Milk chocolate cookie (Tesco)Cookie | 1 | 2 | 7.25 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 |
| #12 | Orange Club Bar (McVitie's)Chocolate covered | 1 | 2 | 6.85 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 |
| #13 | McVitie's Digestive ThinsChocolate covered | 1 | 0 | 6.44 | 3.0 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 4.0 | 8.3 |
| #14 | Bounty soft baked cookieCookie | 1 | 2 | 6.40 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #15 | Lidl Bakery CookieCookie | 1 | 1 | 5.95 | 4.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 | 8.0 | 4.0 |
| #16 | Sapori CantucciniLuxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 12 | 5.10 | 3.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 |
| #17 | Jammy Wheels (Co op, gluten free)Luxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 2 | 4.95 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 |
| #18 | McVitie's Digestive Lemon CheesecakeCream-filled | 1 | 5 | 4.90 | 6.0 | 4.0 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 4.0 |
| #19 | Fig rollPlain & humble | 1 | 0 | 4.44 | 1.0 | 6.0 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 8.6 |
| #20 | Rainbow cookies (Asda)Cookie | 1 | 2 | 4.06 | — | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 |
| #21 | Plain viennese fingerCream-filled | 1 | 1 | 2.60 | 5.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 |
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