Field Agent Dossier · BCR-2026-0EB32A
Bureau Leadership
ID #0EB3
Field Agent
Eden
Enlisted29 January 2026Admin
Intelligence Summary
Exhibit AReviews Filed
29
Field reports submitted
Biscuits Consumed
144
Sacrificed in the line of duty
Average CRUMB Given
6.83
Typical assessment rating
Biscuits Discovered
28
New subjects logged to the archive
Honours
Reviews Filed
Inspector
15+ reviews filed
Biscuits Consumed
The Snacker
50+ biscuits consumed
Intel Contributions
The Whisperer
1+ comments filed
Discovery
Trailblazer
15+ new biscuits added
Personal Leaderboard
Showing 29 of 29 biscuits
| Rank | Biscuit | Reviews | Eaten | CRUMB | Dunkability | Tastiness | Moreishness | Naughtiness | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox’s Crunch CreamsCream-filled | 1 | 7 | 8.65 | 10.0 | 10.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 |
| #2 | Fox’s Viennese FingersCream-filled | 1 | 9 | 8.65 | 10.0 | 10.0 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 4.0 |
| #3 | Fox's TripleCream-filled | 1 | 8 | 8.40 | 10.0 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 |
| #4 | Fox’s RoundsChocolate covered | 1 | 4 | 8.35 | 9.0 | 10.0 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 3.0 |
| #5 | Biscoff Creams (Lotus)Cream-filled | 1 | 10 | 8.10 | 10.0 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #6 | Biscoff (Lotus)Plain & humble | 1 | 14 | 8.10 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 10.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 |
| #7 | Blissfuls (McVitie's)Luxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 8 | 8.05 | 6.0 | 10.0 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 4.0 |
| #8 | Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)Chocolate covered | 1 | 15 | 8.00 | 9.0 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 | 8.0 |
| #9 | Fox’s ClassicLuxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 2 | 7.95 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 |
| #10 | Belgian Triple Chocolate CookieCookie | 1 | 4 | 7.65 | 4.0 | 9.0 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 7.0 |
| #11 | Jam Creams (Tower Gate / Lidl)Cream-filled | 1 | 8 | 7.55 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 |
| #12 | Milk chocolate butter biscuits (Belmont / Aldi)Chocolate covered | 1 | 3 | 7.40 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 |
| #13 | Rocky (fox’s)Chocolate covered | 1 | 3 | 7.40 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #14 | Gingerbread & white chocolate cookies (m&s)Cookie | 1 | 4 | 7.35 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 5.0 | 9.0 | 4.0 |
| #15 | Maryland choc and hazelnut cookiesCookie | 1 | 5 | 7.30 | 9.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 |
| #16 | Dark chocolate gingers (Lidl)Chocolate covered | 1 | 4 | 7.25 | 8.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 5.0 |
| #17 | Milk chocolate cookie (Tesco)Cookie | 1 | 2 | 7.25 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 7.0 |
| #18 | Petit-beurre TabletteChocolate covered | 1 | 3 | 7.20 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 3.0 |
| #19 | Orange Club Bar (McVitie's)Chocolate covered | 1 | 2 | 6.85 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 |
| #20 | McVitie's Digestive ThinsChocolate covered | 1 | 0 | 6.44 | 3.0 | 7.0 | 9.0 | 4.0 | 8.3 |
| #21 | Bounty soft baked cookieCookie | 1 | 2 | 6.40 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 |
| #22 | Lidl Bakery CookieCookie | 1 | 1 | 5.95 | 4.0 | 7.0 | 5.0 | 8.0 | 4.0 |
| #23 | Grandino triple chocolate cookies (Sondey)Chocolate covered | 1 | 4 | 5.85 | 7.0 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 3.0 |
| #24 | Sapori CantucciniLuxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 12 | 5.10 | 3.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 |
| #25 | Jammy Wheels (Co op, gluten free)Luxury, exotic & misc | 1 | 2 | 4.95 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 |
| #26 | McVitie's Digestive Lemon CheesecakeCream-filled | 1 | 5 | 4.90 | 6.0 | 4.0 | 6.0 | 6.0 | 4.0 |
| #27 | Fig rollPlain & humble | 1 | 0 | 4.44 | 1.0 | 6.0 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 8.6 |
| #28 | Rainbow cookies (Asda)Cookie | 1 | 2 | 4.06 | — | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 |
| #29 | Plain viennese fingerCream-filled | 1 | 1 | 2.60 | 5.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 |
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