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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-9A32CD

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Biscoff (Lotus)

Category:Plain & humble·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score8.1
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

14

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #e0af8eec
Evidence: Biscoff (Lotus)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB8.1

Subject

Biscoff (Lotus)

Field Notes

Hands down the most moreish biscuit on the market. I sat down after a long day of work and before I knew it I had inhaled the whole pack, obviously leaving one for the Mrs. Approach with caution. As I like to say. When the fun stops, keep going. Because you can’t stop.

·8 May
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