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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-BE8AAC

Confidential

Plain viennese finger

Category:Cream-filled·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score2.6
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

1

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #d8d885a1
Evidence: Plain viennese finger
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB2.6

Subject

Plain viennese finger

Field Notes

“Absolute garbage - wouldn't feed to my dog. Taking the biscuit!”

·2 Feb
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