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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-EFACE2

Confidential

Fox’s Viennese Fingers

Category:Cream-filled·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score8.7
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

9

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #51afa63d
Evidence: Fox’s Viennese Fingers
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB8.7

Subject

Fox’s Viennese Fingers

Field Notes

“When the chunky, dunky goat meets my tongue, I am no longer in the room. File a missing persons report. Be back in approximately one packets time (5 minutes).”

·3 Oct
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