Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)

Field Notes

“The tea ran dry a long time ago as this is biscuit 15 of 23 in the pack. If I stopped to breathe in between biscuits, maybe I’d make myself another cup of tea. This was one of the best biscuit experiences of the year. The post Saturday greasy spoon cup of tea. Everyone is peaceful. The only stir that can be heard, is the stir of the teabag. Meanwhile, I’m in the next room, covered in shrapnel, and I’m about to remove a small population of malted milks from the earth.”