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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-F3A66C

Confidential

Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)

Category:Chocolate covered·2 Reviews
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (2 Reviews)

CRUMB Score8.1
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

25

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #6f812fb0
Evidence: Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB8.0

Subject

Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)

Field Notes

“The tea ran dry a long time ago as this is biscuit 15 of 23 in the pack. If I stopped to breathe in between biscuits, maybe I’d make myself another cup of tea. This was one of the best biscuit experiences of the year. The post Saturday greasy spoon cup of tea. Everyone is peaceful. The only stir that can be heard, is the stir of the teabag. Meanwhile, I’m in the next room, covered in shrapnel, and I’m about to remove a small population of malted milks from the earth.”

·3 Oct
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