Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-F3A66C
ConfidentialChocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)
Category:Chocolate covered·2 Reviews

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit
Aggregated Analysis (2 Reviews)
CRUMB Score8.1
9
8
8.5
6.5
8.5
Total Consumption
25
Total Biscuits Consumed
Across all field evaluations
Field Agent Reviews
Confidential
Case File #6f812fb0
CRUMB8.0
Subject
Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)
Field Notes
“The tea ran dry a long time ago as this is biscuit 15 of 23 in the pack. If I stopped to breathe in between biscuits, maybe I’d make myself another cup of tea. This was one of the best biscuit experiences of the year. The post Saturday greasy spoon cup of tea. Everyone is peaceful. The only stir that can be heard, is the stir of the teabag. Meanwhile, I’m in the next room, covered in shrapnel, and I’m about to remove a small population of malted milks from the earth.”
·3 Oct3rd Oct 2026
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