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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-F3A66C

Confidential

Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)

Category:Chocolate covered·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score8.2
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

10

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #b766bee2
Evidence: Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB8.2

Subject

Chocolate malted milk (Tower Gate/Lidl)

Field Notes

“Damn these little badgers sure got boshed off. 10 bickies 10 stellas - dinner sorted.”

·22 Apr
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