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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-621FEE

Confidential

Maryland choc and hazelnut cookies

Category:Cookie·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score7.3
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

5

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #8403f363
Evidence: Maryland choc and hazelnut cookies
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.3

Subject

Maryland choc and hazelnut cookies

Field Notes

Very moreish. They've got that malty-flavour that makes you want to just eat the whole pack and also one of the greatest dunking biscuits of a generation. I remember devouring a whole pack of these on the way to primary school. This was one of the first ever benefits of having the autonomy of walking to school yourself. You were unleashed and able to visit the shop and buy whatever you want and no one would know. The cookie and the hard cookie format really lends itself to dunking. Now this is my personal favourite variation of the Maryland brand, the hazelnut one. I don't think the double chocolate lends itself to too much extra taste; I just really like the hazelnut taste. I'm a sucker for hazelnuts. Yes you would get better value from own brand. But they don’t have hazelnut variants and they’re not as naughty.

·2 Apr
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