Welcome to the Biscuit Bureau

We gather intelligence on Britain's most wanted biscuits. Submit your biscuit review to contribute to the national database.

...then eat the evidence!

Most Wanted Biscuits

The three highest-rated biscuits by averaged CRUMB score, as determined by our field agents.

  1. #1

    Case File

    McVitie's Chocolate Hobnob

    Chocolate ยท 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.60

  2. #2

    Case File

    Fox's Triple

    Cream-filled ยท 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.40

  3. #3

    Case File

    Custard Cream

    Cream-filled ยท 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.10

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Every field agent brings their own expertise. If you believe a Digestive deserves better than 7.2, or that Hobnobs are criminally overrated, the Bureau needs your intelligence. Review biscuits, curate your own most wanted leaderboard, and collect badges as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.