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We gather intelligence on Britain's Most Wanted Biscuits. Submit reviews to contribute to the national database, and earn Honours as you climb the Bureau's hierarchy.
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Subject
LU Le petit beurre
Field Notes
“I really hate to give it to the french but they have worked out a way to absolutely juice the humble plain biscuit. Dangerously buttery. These biscuits are probably the reason that fat french peasants exist. Dunkability rated from memory, as dunking with the stella was not allowing the biscuit to show its true potential”
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“Should you, dear agent, suspect that a Digestive deserves rather more than a 7.2 - or indeed that our Hobnobs are criminally overrated - the Bureau requires your intelligence forthwith. One cannot stand idly by whilst biscuits are misgraded; it is your solemn duty to act.”
The Viscount
Head of the Bureau