The Biscuit Bureau

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Welcome to the Biscuit Bureau

We gather intelligence on Britain's most wanted biscuits. Submit your biscuit review to contribute to the national database.

...then eat the evidence!

Most Wanted Biscuits

The three highest-rated biscuits by averaged CRUMB score, as determined by our field agents.

  1. #1

    Case File

    McVitie's Chocolate Hobnob

    Chocolate · 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.60

  2. #2

    Case File

    Fox's Triple

    Cream-filled · 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.40

  3. #3

    Case File

    Custard Cream

    Cream-filled · 1 review

    CRUMB

    8.10

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Latest Intel

Fresh field reports from our agents. See the Bureau's analysis in action.

Evidence: Fox's Triple

Case #672d572e

Fox's Triple

CRUMB
8.4

What a treat to find the cousin of the famous Viennese finger! It's slightly more biscuity and oaty than the Viennese shortbread-based biscuit but equally is dunkable

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Eden2 Feb
Evidence: Milk Chocolate Digestive (Tower Gate / Lidl)

Case #655d8b62

Milk Chocolate Digestive (Tower Gate / Lidl)

CRUMB
6.8

I personally prefer the milk chocolate versions and I hate to say it but my Vitamins are better. This one just doesn't feel like it's got enough chocolate on the top so needless to say I still ate 8 in this sitting. Hence why their more-ishness is highest. And you really can't argue with the dunk ability.

CantQuitBiscuits29 Jan
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Case #f84a757e

Fig roll

CRUMB
4.4

Initial review by admin. Fig roll is a Plain biscuit.

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Eden28 Jan
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