Field Agent Dossier · BCR-2026-E95FCF
Classified
ID #E95F
Field Agent
Louis Alphonse
Enlisted16 March 2026
Intelligence Summary
Exhibit AReviews Filed
3
Field reports submitted
Biscuits Consumed
16
Sacrificed in the line of duty
Average CRUMB Given
5.97
Typical assessment rating
Biscuits Discovered
3
New subjects logged to the archive
Honours
Reviews Filed
Cookie Rookie
1+ reviews filed
Biscuits Consumed
The Nibbler
10+ biscuits consumed
Intel Contributions
The Whisperer
1+ comments filed
Discovery
Bureau Scout
3+ new biscuits added
Personal Leaderboard
Showing 3 of 3 biscuits
| Rank | Biscuit | Reviews | Eaten | CRUMB | Dunkability | Tastiness | Moreishness | Naughtiness | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LU Le petit beurrePlain & humble | 1 | 5 | 7.80 | 6.0 | 9.0 | 9.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 |
| #2 | by Sainsbury’s Bourbon CreamsCream-filled | 1 | 5 | 5.35 | 7.0 | 4.0 | 8.0 | 1.0 | 9.0 |
| #3 | McVitie’s Coconut RingPlain & humble | 1 | 6 | 4.75 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 7.0 | 3.0 | 6.0 |
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