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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-151213

Confidential

LU Le petit beurre

Category:Plain & humble·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score7.8
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

5

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #90e3dc4d
Evidence: LU Le petit beurre
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB7.8

Subject

LU Le petit beurre

Field Notes

I really hate to give it to the french but they have worked out a way to absolutely juice the humble plain biscuit. Dangerously buttery. These biscuits are probably the reason that fat french peasants exist. Dunkability rated from memory, as dunking with the stella was not allowing the biscuit to show its true potential

·6 May
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