Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-151213
ConfidentialLU Le petit beurre
Category:Plain & humble·1 Review

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit
Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)
CRUMB Score7.8
6
9
9
6
7
Total Consumption
5
Total Biscuits Consumed
Across all field evaluations
Field Agent Reviews
Confidential
Case File #90e3dc4d
CRUMB7.8
Subject
LU Le petit beurre
Field Notes
“I really hate to give it to the french but they have worked out a way to absolutely juice the humble plain biscuit. Dangerously buttery. These biscuits are probably the reason that fat french peasants exist. Dunkability rated from memory, as dunking with the stella was not allowing the biscuit to show its true potential”
·6 May6th May 2026
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