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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-95A0EB

Confidential

Stockan’s “Orkney Thick” oatcakes

Category:Plain & humble·1 Review
Evidence Photo

Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score3.5
Dunkability
Tastiness
Moreishness
Naughtiness
Value

Total Consumption

3

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #05827470
Evidence: Stockan’s “Orkney Thick” oatcakes
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB3.5

Subject

Stockan’s “Orkney Thick” oatcakes

Field Notes

“These taste kinda like hobnobs for the diabetic. Surprisingly good dunking. Could also be used as subflooring”

·20 Jun
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