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Confidential
Case File #672d572e
CRUMB8.4
Subject
Fox's Triple
Field Notes
“What a treat to find the cousin of the famous Viennese finger! It's slightly more biscuity and oaty than the Viennese shortbread-based biscuit but equally is dunkable”
·2 Feb2nd Feb 2026·1
Confidential
Case File #655d8b62
CRUMB6.8
Subject
Milk Chocolate Digestive (Tower Gate / Lidl)
Field Notes
“I personally prefer the milk chocolate versions and I hate to say it but my Vitamins are better. This one just doesn't feel like it's got enough chocolate on the top so needless to say I still ate 8 in this sitting. Hence why their more-ishness is highest. And you really can't argue with the dunk ability.”
·29 Jan29th Jan 2026
Confidential
Case File #f84a757e🕵️
CRUMB4.4
Subject
Fig roll
Field Notes
“Initial review by admin. Fig roll is a Plain biscuit.”
·28 Jan28th Jan 2026
Confidential
Case File #05832588
CRUMB6.4
Subject
McVitie's Digestive Thins
Field Notes
“Hard to open without eating all... may even be better than it's older brother, the humble regular digestive... big if true!”
·28 Jan28th Jan 2026