Latest Intel
All field reports submitted to the Bureau, sorted by most recent activity.
Subject
Milk chocolate butter biscuits (Belmont / Aldi)
Field Notes
“Basically a Leibniz - but doesn’t bear the philosopher’s name. Cute little designs - still got demolished.”
Subject
Dark chocolate gingers (Lidl)
Field Notes
“Good dunking - only not higher as the chocolate melting makes it a bit logistically difficult. Ten to a pack - although smaller than on the pic.”
Subject
Biscoff Creams (Lotus)
Field Notes
“Damn ! Only 2 left in the pack... this is truly a premium bicky for when you want a treat!”
Subject
Biscoff Creams (Lotus)
Field Notes
“This is one of the greatest dunking biscuits of all time. Honestly try and find one better. The only thing that brings it down is its value. It's quite a premium biscuit. It's so moreish, so so moreish, and it's mildly naughty. Anything with this level of cream in the middle is quite naughty. And yeah I ate the whole pack”
Subject
Digestives strawberries and cream
Field Notes
“Millennial nonsense. Had to eat 4 just to get my head round it.”
Subject
Hobnobs Sticky Toffee Pudding
Field Notes
“Really not as bad as you might think. Not the usual chemical taste associated with these flavoured gimmicks. Pleasantly surprised.”
Subject
Plain viennese finger
Field Notes
“Absolute garbage - wouldn't feed to my dog. Taking the biscuit!”
Subject
Lidl Bakery Cookie
Field Notes
“Nice but not dunkable. One of the few places I prefer white chocolate... how bizaare!”
Subject
Jam Creams (Tower Gate / Lidl)
Field Notes
“One of the best biscuits, especially for dunking. Really improved with tea and great structural integrity. Moorishness: I've only put 7 even though I ate the whole pack because actually I enjoy them less after a few - whereas the truly morish bicky is beautiful to the last bite.”
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Blissfuls (McVitie's)
Field Notes
“These are quite mad as an invention. It's basically Nutella in a shortbread. Very very impressive biscuit”
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Fox's Triple
Field Notes
“What a treat to find the cousin of the famous Viennese finger! It's slightly more biscuity and oaty than the Viennese shortbread-based biscuit but equally is dunkable”
Subject
Milk Chocolate Digestive (Tower Gate / Lidl)
Field Notes
“I personally prefer the milk chocolate versions and I hate to say it but my Vitamins are better. This one just doesn't feel like it's got enough chocolate on the top so needless to say I still ate 8 in this sitting. Hence why their more-ishness is highest. And you really can't argue with the dunk ability.”
Subject
Fig roll
Field Notes
“Initial review by admin. Fig roll is a Plain biscuit.”
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McVitie's Digestive Thins
Field Notes
“Hard to open without eating all... may even be better than it's older brother, the humble regular digestive... big if true!”