McVitie's Digestives Pink Raspberry and Cream

Field Notes

“I'm not usually one for biscuit gimmicks and limited editions etc but given the bureau's mandate, I thought I'd give these a go. They're decent. Would I prefer one with normal milk or dark chocolate? I probably would. One rating in the CRUMB score stands out: these things are naughty enough to make the Epstein files. Demolished within the hour.”