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Biscuit Dossier · BCD-2026-50E342

Confidential

Zero zingy dark choc ginger oaties

Category:Chocolate covered·1 Review
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Exhibit A: Subject Biscuit

Aggregated Analysis (1 Review)

CRUMB Score1.0
Dunkability
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Moreishness
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Total Consumption

1

Total Biscuits Consumed

Across all field evaluations

Field Agent Reviews

Confidential
Case File #62979496
Evidence: Zero zingy dark choc ginger oaties
Fig. A: Evidence
CRUMB1.0

Subject

Zero zingy dark choc ginger oaties

Field Notes

Well I see why they are called zero because there’s absolutely nothing to rave about here. Cheap tasting - only redeeming quality was the crunch. I’m not a dunker so maybe it has the potential to claw a point there but in all honesty the rest of the pack is going straight in the bin. Advertised as zero sugar but jammed full of sweeteners - safe to say there’s nothing sweet here. Very disappointing!

·26 Feb
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